| Found on a church notice board in Leeds Our Church
There are 566 members in our church,
But 100 are frail and elderly,
That leaves 466 to do all the work;
But 80 are young people at colleges,
That leaves 386 people to do all the work;
But 150 are retired business men,
That leaves 236 to do all the work;
But 150 are busy housewives with children,
That leaves 86 to do all the work;
And a further 46 have important outside interests,
That leaves 40 to do all the work;
But 15 live too far away to come regularly,
That leaves 25 to do all the work;
But 23 say they have done their bit for the church;
That leaves you and me, And I am exhausted, so good
luck to you! |